## Boyhood vs Little House Smackdown

She was glad that the cozy house, and Pa and Ma and the firelight and the music, were now. They could not be forgotten, she thought, because now is now. It can never be a long time ago.

Or, put another way, "It's constant, the moments, it's just - it's like it's always right now, you know?"

So little Laura figures it all out at the age of 5, while Mason comes to the realization only after implanting an ear gauge, leaving for college and getting high in a location of staggering natural beauty. But it's not like it's a competition …

## TL;DR

• The main performance advantage of Fortran is that its restrictive data structures facilitate vector optimization.
• There are many ways to match and even outperform Fortran, while using other languages.
• But it's OK to use Fortran if you want to.
• Ars Technica notwithstanding, Clojure, Haskell and Julia are not locked in competition to replace Fortran.
• Ars Technica notwithstanding, Fibonacci sequences may be something we learned about once, but it is difficult to disguise their irrelevance to scientific computing.

## Preamble

Ten or fifteen pages into a …

## Sign of the Times - Managing inhomogeneously bitemporal data with Datomic and Clojure

Time is confusing. Sometimes, it's so confusing that our thinking about it changes... over time. Which makes it triply confusing, or something. In this post, I want to talk about two aspects of temporal data, both common, useful and often misunderstood:

• Homogeneous vs Inhomogeneous
• Temporal vs Bitemporal

## Homogeneous Temporal Data

The first thing to stress is that we're talking about homogeneous data, because "homogenous" means something completely different.

In a homogeneous, temporal data set, one column will contain a known sequence of discrete time values, and the other columns will contain whatever information is associated with those times.

You would …

In honor of !!con, I was trying to think of programming-relevant uses of double exclamation marks. Other than denoting the end of a particularly funny programming joke (for example, a mangled homage to a famous paper), it seemed the best place to look might be in the world of double factorials. As it turns out, that wasn't as fruitful as I'd hoped, but I learned something interesting on the way to finding that out, and here it is.

# TL;DR

You can learn interesting things about the order of complexity of an algorithm without knowing anything about how it works …

## Scala for Beginners - The secret information "they" don't want you to know.

Marcus Ljungblad is going to give an amazing Scaladays talk about the process of learning Scala, and he put out a call to his fellow hackerschoolers for suggestions. I was glad to chip in, because I enjoy the opportunity to blurt out opinions without the obligation to structure them eloquently, and talking in front of people is scary, so it's awesome to have somebody else do it. Still, I kind of like my suggestions, and with Marcus' permission, I'm going to offer them here. This isn't a getting started guide, and it certainly isn't a tutorial. I'm assuming you …

## FUNCTIONAL functional reactive programming, state monads and all that, in Clojure

In my last post, I talked a bit about how FRP might look if state were maintained explicitly in persistent data structures, rather than in hidden mutable structures. The accompanying code was in Scala, but my first implementation was actually in Clojure. I was originally going to use the Clojure code in the post, but, having taken motivating example code from a Scala paper, it felt lazy to switch to Clojure just because I felt like it.

That said, it really was more fun to write in Clojure, and in some ways I think it is clearer. Additionally, it seems …

## FUNCTIONAL functional reactive programming

I totally agree with Paul Chiusano that the Reactive Manifesto not even wrong. In addition to the breezy non-falsifiability of its assertions, I have trouble with the name itself. Manifestos seldom work out well, in the sense of there not being a lot of corpses. (Plus which, "reactive" is acually a word, and a "reactive manifesto" doesn't sound like it would be very proactive, like.)

BUT reactive programming is important, it's useful, and I need to understand it better. Herewith, then, I shall:

1. Very briefly introduce reactive programming as I understand it.
2. Complain that I don't understand why they call …

## xkcd 1313 by simulated annealing in Clojure

Like any red-blooded American, I find regex golf fascinating. The idea, to paraphrase the comic strip, is to find a regular expression that matches all members of a group of related terms, but not any members of a different group. The hover text on the strip suggests a regex that matches all winning presidents.

Peter Norvig went to town on this, first clarifying the problem and then building an algorithm to search for the shortest solution that matches all mainstream presidential candidates who eventually won, but not such candidates who never won. (So Perot, Nader, Anderson et al don't figure …

## Hack the Wine

No, not that wine. If you want to emulate Windows, just type `:(){ :|:& };:` in a bash session.

This is going to be about the consumption of moderately priced fermented grape beverages in restaurants. Since my unrefined remarks are likely to upset a few people, I shall start by insulting them. There are three archetypes of wine experts:

• Comic-book Guy: Providing an outlet for obsessive accumulation of arcane knowledge.
• Barney: Assuring you that that everybody’s special and nobody’s wrong.
• Ivan Illych: Promoting a lifestyle that demonstrates how much money you have but presages a painful death.

To this list, Mr …

# What is Arrogance

Recently, while reviewing some code, I found myself using the phrase, "breathtaking arrogance" and later wondering exactly what I meant. Well, I knew what I meant, but I did wonder what I might be implying.

I feel reasonably confident that arrogance involves an offensive level of self-assuredness and claims of superiority. I am less sure

1. about whether privately held (but possibly inferable) belief in one's own superiority counts as arrogance,
2. of the degree to which arrogance can be collective, or achieved by association with those one believes to be superior,
3. of the relevance of measurable or generally …